[Jinger]

I know it might be soon for a clue,
But Zoe's spay is today, so I'm feeling blue,
If you've had to get this done, too
Then her Secret Buddy is not you.

(P.S. Dis iz me, Zoe. I wiwll be off da boawrds for a wittle while since I wiwll be sweeping a wot for a day owr two. I'b gibben mommy a coupla cwues to post while I'm westing.)