My mom wikes dat silly bird dats part ob da big 12....but she sez if da bird gets roasted, den we support all da otter big 12 teamz.
Now Zoey, I gotz somfin important to tellz you. We iz right aboutz double da distance you talk about. But, I make it eazy for you........I iz comin to Dallas soon. I will juz pick up my package and save you da trouble of more cwues, and postage.......K? Wuv Moka.