I mow my own lawn, front and back. I cut the front in a diamond pattern. For me, it's my own private therapy haha. I like my lawn to look a certain way but I don't care what my neighbors do. If your neighbors are sooooo concerned about your lawn and have soooooo much free time to obsess over it, you could invite them to mow your lawn themselves. Then, it would be absolutely perfect in their eyes.
