"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues."--Unknown
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window."--Steve Bluestone
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."--Christopher Morley
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."--Ben Williams
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."--Franklin P. Jones
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."--Phil Pastoret
"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." --Lewis Grizzard
"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."--Dwight D. Eisenhower |