well, I have embarassed myself too many times to count or remember- and my most recent isn't half as funny as the other ones here... (which by the way, thanks for sharing those, I am still laughing)
The other day we had to stop and get a bday card on the way to the bday dinner we were going to (I am a procrastinator) anyways.. we stopped at this very upscale grocery store, where the isles are actually carpeted...and they have a huge meat and seafood section...
So we (me, hubby, 2 kids) are just looking at all the meat, (the section was huge) and all of a sudden the guy behind the counter (butcher?) asks me if he can help me... he is pretty young (in his 20's I would guess) and I say "oh no that's ok, I was just admiring your meat"... he didn't say a word, but turned red.
We walk away, me thinking nothing of it, and hubby goes "brenda I can't believe you said that"... I am like "said what?" then he told me to think about it... all of a sudden it hit me, I start laughing so hard... my 16yr old son is bright red, and my daughter is like "what is so funny about admiring his meat"... I couldn't stop laughing, we had to leave.... and we stopped somewhere else for a card. |