[Wylie's Mom]

Originally Posted by jencar98

OMG....lol....Ann...that is too funny and so typical of kids.

Why is it that kids are always stuffing, what have to be uncomfortable objects up their noses...do they not feel the pain until it's too late?

I'm aware of a little girl that broke off one of those huge crayola crayons up in her nostril. It had to be surgically removed.....you know it had to hurt before she ever got it that far up her nose.

Had a nephew crying at daycare....daycare calls my sister, "Andrew is crying, and we don't understand what he is telling us is wrong". Sister goes to daycare and sure enough, Andrew is crying and she can't understand anything but "rock up nose". She looks up his nose and can't see a rock....goes to the pediatrician. As they are walking in the pediatrician's office door, the "rock" falls out of Andrew's nose.

Last one......niece that had an unpopped popcorn kernel stuck in her ear....removed at the pediatrician's office.

*Note to God.....children should be born with mesh screens over their nostrils and ears.

Originally Posted by snowie

Last year a guy went in for an x-ray, the doctor though he had a mass in his lungs, but when they opened him up to remove the mass it turned out to be a pea that had started to grow in his lungs. This makes you really want to eat peas.

LOL . Loving these stories! Peas, however? They are now really scaring me .