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Originally Posted by Woogie Man  I've been training dogs for over forty years now. Sure, I can help. Hold on a minute....lost my glasses....can't see a damn thing without 'em. I lost them the other day...guess where I found them??...right on the front seat of my truck!!...should known...I can't drive without my glasses....need to get a second pair...been thinking about contacts...but I'm worried about losing them  ...then there's always lasix surgery....that's worth considering...
Now, what was the question again, Sweetie? I get so forgetful....just the other day I forgot where I put my glasses...found 'em on the front seat of my truck....shoulda known...can't drive without 'em....hold on a minute...gotta pee...my bladder ain't what it used to be ....why, just the other day.... |
Forget the contacts....you'll forget to put them in...and even if you remember you're planning on showing Junior and the grooming products you'll use will dry them out....so we're back to forgetting glasses again.....Hey! Did you every find your truck keys?