I've been training dogs for over forty years now. Sure, I can help. Hold on a minute....lost my glasses....can't see a damn thing without 'em. I lost them the other day...guess where I found them??...right on the front seat of my truck!!...should known...I can't drive without my glasses....need to get a second pair...been thinking about contacts...but I'm worried about losing them

...then there's always lasix surgery....that's worth considering...
Now, what was the question again, Sweetie? I get so forgetful....just the other day I forgot where I put my glasses...found 'em on the front seat of my truck....shoulda known...can't drive without 'em....hold on a minute...gotta pee...my bladder ain't what it used to be ....why, just the other day....