I asked if he'd have a friend willing to look at the bike for him in the meantime, and I also asked when he planned to pick it up, if he wasn't coming back "anytime soon" He said "In a weeks time and if I had a friend I wouldn't be bothering you."

I told him we can hold it for a week if he wants to come back with a certified cheque then. If not, we'll sell it to someone else. This guy seems like such a sketchpad

I think we're wasting our time with him.