Don't think I can top the nosehair trimmer or the spoon, but that broken present this year kinda takes the cake. I also received a snowman (duh) that came from Food Lion, (that's the grocery store. I saw that ugly a-- thing for a month before Christmas), it was painted by blind, Chinese people. You know what I mean.....the eyes are off center or it looks like he has three.....definitely in the beginning painter class.
Disclaimer....I offended any blind people, Chinese people, or people in beginning painting classes, I do apologize. I was trying to illustrate my point