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Originally Posted by yorkieusa Yes. I am. Must be a female. Not used to males. Must serve me breakfast in bed everyday. Well, she can have a weekend off once a month. Must be an avid ball player, though. Also, needs to fetch the mail and newspapers on a daily basis. Must be able to prepare her own meals. Oh! I almost forgot. Silly me!  She must be able to present me with show quality champion puppies at the drop of a hat! 
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Please put me on the waiting list for one of your first litter. Hope she has all females to take care of all your orders! Also, please keep the puppies long enough for mama to teach them all about bringing breakfast in bed etc, etc.
And would it be too much to ask for her to also keep the house clean?? That should be one requirement. (Oh, this is in addition to being a show dog and getting her championship immediately. She should be able to show between her housework duties! I'd be glad to drive her to the shows, she won't have to worry.) LOL