[alaskayorkie]

Let me see if I can regionalize this to help your pathetic, overmatched, desperate intellect grasp a simple concept:

Would the mighty San Francisco Giants -- the defending World Series Champs -- bring their "A" game to a beer league coed whiffle ball game fundraiser?

Would vintners in the Napa Valley pull out their Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon when a street drunk comes to their door?

Would Jack London or Robert Frost pen a literary masterpiece when making a grocery list for the maid?

In case you're scratching your head, the answer to all of the above is NO!

I ban you for expecting me to do more than is required to thoroughly subdue the "competition."