Yes. I am. Must be a female. Not used to males. Must serve me breakfast in bed everyday. Well, she can have a weekend off once a month. Must be an avid ball player, though. Also, needs to fetch the mail and newspapers on a daily basis. Must be able to prepare her own meals. Oh! I almost forgot. Silly me!
She must be able to present me with show quality champion puppies at the drop of a hat!
Merry Christmas everyone and Happy New Year!