I'm not there yet...but this is my plan...
1. walk around the house naked-perhaps the back yard too- $cre!! the neighbors I don't have to see them at steering committee meetings anymore!
2. get another Yorkie!
3. Wild parties on a Wednesday night..too bad neighbors..again I don't have to sit through PTA, fund-raising etc with them and pretend I care what they think and I don't have kids at home that have school the next day!
4. Watch movies with graphic violence, sex, adult content and the "F" word A LOT before 8 pm...in the living room on the "family tv" yep during the middle of the day even...because I can now! (well then)
5. Block the Disney Chanel all together using parental controls!
6. Finally do all those things that are on my list of someday! Oh how that list quickly grows....