[Beamers Mom]

I awayz getz my baff on Wensdy.
Der UPS nebber nocs on door, dey aways just dwop de packedges and wun. Once a packedge was outside de door all night coz mommie and daddie werent especting anyfink. If I heer the dewivewwy twuck I bark and then wil bit and Fwitzy bark too, but mommie sez we awayz are barkin at de moon - wottevver dat meenz!