 Joke of the day...
A man and a woman were driving their cars down the road, coming toward each other.
When the woman passed the man, she yelled "PIG!"
The man yelled back, "WITCH!"
Then the man drove around the curve and had an accident when he hit the giant hog sitting in the middle of the road.
Moral: Men should listen.
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