Some of these may have been posted already, but here are mine...

you buy gourmet cupcakes and won't share with your husband or son, but your dog knows he's going to enjoy cupcakes

you don't want to leave for the weekend with out him, and when you do have to leave you stop at the pet store to bring home a present

your family is convinced you love your dog more than them

you open the blinds in the spare bedroom so your dog can look out the window and you can wave "bye" to him

you are proud your dog taught your husbands dog how to open the kitchen cabinet to get in the garbage

you have a bad day so you go shopping at the petstore

you finish Christmas shopping for your dog before you have even started on the rest of your family

most of your Facebook posts are pertaining to your dog

your phone rings at 3am for work (I am a hospice nurse) and now your dog thinks it is time to play, so you do

you go to bed earlier than your dog would like and you wake up with dog toys all around your body
I absolutely love my little guy. I often ask him how come he isn't bored following me around! He can play all day and all night...and he's pretty good at getting me to do it!!!