Awww, has my rapier wit hurt po' wittle Jo Ann's sense of fairness and humanity?
I've obviously upset you, and that is certainly not my intention. So from here on out, I'm going to take special care to be nicer in my bans of you.
Let's see, where do I start? Hmm, this is a tough one, because your bans are always so perfect. You do everything right, from A) Banning someone; B) Stating a good solid reason; and C) Doing it in a clever way that inspires smiles from all who read it.
This is a tough one. You're really that good. But rules are rules, and I will try to gently ban you in a fashion that will not offend your kind and gentle nature.
I ban Jo Ann -- reluctantly -- for using four exclamation marks on your ban of me. I know, I know, it's a very lame ban, but you've left me nothing else to work with because you're sooooo perfect.
It's really just an aesthetic thing. The four exclamation marks, while perfectly appropriate to take me to task, clash with the two fun hearts you have in your signature. I realize this is a stretch, but I think if you have an even number of cuteness, it would have been nice to have an odd number of mean exclamation marks. So perhaps 3. Even 1 might have been more pleasing to the eye.
Have a nice day! And use this time off to treat yourself to something special. You certainly deserve it!