People these days are so worried about being critical instead of just trying to be understanding.
You wrote:
"Just about every puppy that leaves here will be child proof, dog proof and cat proof ....What does that even mean???? do they wrap the puppy in bubble wrap if it's going to house with children?
If it's dog proof, does that mean that no dog they meet will bite them??? 
Same with cats, no kitty claws will be able to penetrate their cat proofed skin"?
Well the answer is quite simple, The puppy will be well socialized with children, the dog and cat proof part was my Father's sense of humor. "Oh...and wth is a BoloNoodle is that like a cross between a balloon and a noodle"? __________________
Well I can answer that question as well. It is a cross between a Poodle and a Bolognese.
The Bolognese are just like the Poodle, Hypo-allergenic, non-shedding and are an extremely intelligent breed. They originated in Italy and have only just been bred in the USA for about 8yrs. Jarbeth's Kennel is the second breeder in the USA to have brought them over here and they have the best puppies around.
if you don't know what something is don't automaticly assume things, look into it, search and find out what it is and then if you want to criticize well then that is your buisness.