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Old 12-21-2005, 04:18 PM   #1
simonandhallie
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Love New Year Resolutions for You and Your Baby!

Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions For You and Your Pet

1. Eat Better
For you, avoid fast food and midnight snacks. For your pet, avoid table scraps that might taste good but aren't good for them.

2. Exercise More
For you, regularly exercise beyond picking up the remote control. For your dog or cat, regularly exercise beyond chewing the remote control.

3. Stop Bad Habits
For you, stop any bad habit such as confusing beer with water. For your pet, stop any bad habit such as confusing the couch with the fire hydrant.

4. Spend More Time With Those You Love
For you, there's nothing like cuddling with that special someone with two legs. For your pet, there's nothing like cuddling with that special someone with two legs.

5. Be A Positive Thinker
For you, look at life as if the cup is always half full. For your pet, look at life as if the water bowl is always half full.

6. Learn Something New
For you, take up a new hobby or enroll in a class. For your pet, play with a new toy and roll in the grass.

7. Give Back
For you, consider volunteering your time day or night to help others in need.For your pet, consider not barking during day or night to assist other's sleeping needs.

8. Live Within Your Means
For you, unless it is an emergency, use credit cards sparingly no matter how much you desire the purchase. For your pet, be sure your human companions understand that everything you desire is an emergency.

9. Get Organized
For you, organize your life to treat yourself to less clutter. For your pet, organize your clutter so you'll always have lots of treats.

10. Be Healthy
For you, start the year with a visit to your doctor. For your pet, start the year with a visit to your veterinarian.
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