My name is Brooklyn and my mama says i can go to da ball! But i dont have a date

She says i cwean up weel nice (although i hate pwetty dresses, yuk!

) But i pwomise i will wear one for whoever i am lucky enough to go to da ball with!
I am almost thwee! I haf a birfday on da 24 of this month! Yay! Pweese.....i weely want to go