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Originally Posted by 107barney

Dear Tahlulah,
Your registered name is very pretty. It kind of sounds like my sister's but opposite. Hers was something like "gonna take a miracle" and mom and dad were always saying lots of prayers and curse words.

Anyway, I have a registered name too, but I had a rough beginning. My mom was always pumping out puppies and my dad was never reliable. I did what I could to survive my horrible early days until I finally skipped town and came up North, staring over. So, Tahlulah, I shall not share my registered name with you for I am embarrassed by my past. I am so honored that you will be my date and my princess for the valentine's ball. I know you have a chocolate allergy but I will bring a box of yum yums for us....I'm thinking about a medley of low oxalate veggies, paired with a delightful purified water, and paired off with a cookie or two for dessert.
xoxox,
Barney

Originally Posted by Mardelin

Barney, You should never be embarassed of your past. My mom tells me never forget where you came from, it makes you a better person.

The reason for my name was I am a miracle. I was in my mother's uterus for 3 hours, out of the sack with only the umbilical cord attached.

I can't wait to go to the ball with you.

So now the freaking V-Day Ball has me crying??? Gawd I hate PMS