[sugarmamma]

Hi Bogey Buns

I gotta be quick ~ Mamma is M A D at me

I somehow came down with The UTI and she is blaming YOU!!

I don't get it but she says it's "Honeymooner's Disease and for some reason she is smoking mad

She said your Mom told my Mom that YOU snuck out and was out all night! (you didn't tho...right?? )

She said I was supposed to be a virgin ~ why does Mamma think I'm an airplane???