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Originally Posted by QuickSilver  As you know, I am very rugged and masculine, so I am unfamiliar with the finer points of grooming. I have no idea what hair extensions are. You will be dazzling, no matter what length your hair.
May I beseech you for one favor, my flower? Please tell me if there are any horses where you live. Because I love the smell of poop, and I find the horse variety especially beguiling. Roll in some before the ball, and my heart will be yours forever. |
I'll love you in your refined attire, but please don't lose any of your rugged/masculine look as this is what swept me off my paws.♥
Only for you my love would I consider rolling in horse poo. Beyond the "Oh My Dog" perfume you gave to me, my favorite scent is Dead Earthworm. But for you, that night I will change scents....anything to keep your heart!