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Originally Posted by jencar98  I will not take offense to this as I am a bitch, only in the good way. Hope you understand Thor and I do have a history of love for each other.
Oh Thor, you in a top hat and monocle would be perfect, my heart flutters just thinking of you dressed in this fashion! And no doubt you will be the best dressed gentleman at the ball.
Thinking I'll have to have a spa day to be perfectly beautiful for you. I'll have the works maybe even get hair extensions, as I'm wearing a shorter style these days and think longer hair would look elegant with this dress. Do you mind hair extensions or do you prefer me in my natural short cut? |
As you know, I am very rugged and masculine, so I am unfamiliar with the finer points of grooming. I have no idea what hair extensions are. You will be dazzling, no matter what length your hair.
May I beseech you for one favor, my flower? Please tell me if there are any horses where you live. Because I love the smell of poop, and I find the horse variety especially beguiling. Roll in some before the ball, and my heart will be yours forever.