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Originally Posted by 107barney  Daisy has had a crush on Toby for a while but when she spotted him in those Barker Boots strutting his hot stuff on his mom's wood floor, she knew she had to have him.
Toby, you know we both come from rural small mill towns in Missouri....you spent more time than I, but I remember it well. We can leave those memories behind now and gallop into the sunset toward greener pastures and cleaner living facilities. We just have to be careful how fast we go with our luxating patellas (another thing we have in common).
Toby, I am an older granny of a girl and I may be missing some hair and teeth but like a fine wine I'm better with age. Plus, I'm still a spunky and act like a puppy.
So Toby Toby Toby Toby Toby will you be my Valentine's day date? I'll make you the happiest stud alive, I'm spayed so I'm a good time without the responsibility, and I'm a low maintenance bitch. Just stick a green bean or low fat cookie in my mouth and I'm puddy in your hands.
Well Toby?? Will you say yes???? Be my man ???
Love, Daisy Attachment 334885 |
YES YES YES, I'm your man. Mom just got home so we will write you a love letter in a while......................
Your Mr. Studman..........................Toby