How do I call my Teddy Bumpkins?
Oh Teeedddy…
And if he doesn’t answer?
Come here Teddy,
And if he still doesn’t answer?
oh Teddy, my sweet Teddy, you’re the one.
I’m no ordinary Dutchess.
Only one will fill the need for me,
You my sweet, sweet Teddy.
I love the length of your bad boy hair,
I love the way you shake it here and there.
I love the way you scratch your head,
Most of all I love your cloud nine bed.
Teddy Bumpkins:
Will you come with me so we can be the Duke and Dutchess of YT?
Love,
Dutchess Fergie
