I ban Mike for yet ANOTHER round of ridiculous accusations.
As it happens, I am a mortal woman who is being courted by several supernatural creatures. One is a vampire who is about ninety years old, so if he were actually alive, it would be really gross that he was going after someone less than half his age, but since he's already dead, it's okay.
I also happen to have a young, sexy werewolf interested in me. He isn't as classy as the vampire, but he has an amazing body and is also less tempted to drink my blood, so I feel we have more long term potential.
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