It came upon a midnight clear,
that glorious ban of old Mike,
by angelic Kristimo on her keyboard,
accompanied by harps of gold:
"Peace on Earth, goodwill toward minions,
the Dictator is banned."
And then Kristimo went to sleep with a Yorkie under each arm, for she had a big day ahead of cuddling pups while grandpa slaves away in the kitchen preparing Christmas dinner.
