These are hilarious!
On the eleventh day of Dogmas, my human said to me:
Away from the cat box,
Oh no he's peeing,
Out of the garbage,
What's that you're doing,
Don't eat that rodent,
Your breath is stinky,
No chasing cats,
Stop sniffing poop,
Time for a bath,
Get off the couch,
and Bad Dog don't knock down the tree
__________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger. |