Dearest Santa,
Hello, sir. It's Stewart. We've met. This is my first Christmas with my mommy. Last Christmas I was with Frank the breeder.
This Christmas I was hoping for a new dad. My mom really thinks that I need a male father figure in my life; my old one wasn't very nice to my mom. I don't really care what my new dad looks or acts like, as long as he rubs my belly and buys me treats and toys. My mom thinks he should be tall, smart and funny. I think she's funny.
Love, Stewie
p.s. if you could throw in a tub of pupcorn, I'll give you a puppy kiss.
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