Dear Santa,
My name is Tigger and this is my first christmas. Mommy and daddy say I deserve coal this year because I've been jumping on the coffee table, ruining mommy's centerpiece, eating my poopie and then trieing to kiss mommy, and because I've been eating the kleenex and Toilet Paper. But I think they mean it all in jokeing fun. I've been trying my hardest to be a good boy, but mommys centerpiece is just too much for me, gotta kill it!!!!
if you could please take pitty on me since this is my first christmas and I'm trying my hardest. I would like:
1- a new loofa dog (I like tearing them up and eating the squeaker)
2-a new squeaky toy
3-new sweaters
4-peanut butter treats
and finally 5- bully sticks (never had one, would like to try)
Ooooo oooo and a little sister to play with and terrorize!!!!! |