[QuickSilver]

I ban Mike for toying with his use of the third person. We know you've lost touch with reality. We know that in your sad little fantasy world, you are a king. We know you are pretentious. Just man up and refer to yourself as Mike, or Banning Club Dick, or whatever juices your motor. You may bid farewell to those humble pronouns, me, myself, and I. You have our blessing.