I know how you fweel. Cept I wibe out in da countree. So der are neber UPS or Fedex twcks unwess dey r comin to my howse. So wen I seed one today, i fough "YEAH!!!
Todays da day!" But he just kept dwivin wound and wound?!?
Momma said he musta been wost.
I will just keep waiting. I not berry good at waitin.