WOW, I feel so lucky that I don't have these issues with my babies...well, the only time I got super upset was when Carmel chewed the corner of my physics textbook when he was a puppy. The last time that we punished him was when he chewed the blue Styrofoam padding in their play area. They never go for the tissues nor our chairs.
Hope I don't jinx myself
OH, I forgot to mention. My babies do get aroused when they hear doorbells ring in the dramas that I watch. They will bark and go to the door. It cracks me up!