hahaha...how funny! here's bunjee's letter to santa:
dear santa,
i've been a really good boy for the past few months. i've only cried and woken up mommy 4 times today down 50% from 8 times a night a month ago. and i've only sniffed and played with my poop for the past 3 days as opposed to eating AND playing with it. i've also only cried for attention for 5 minutes at a time now, that's down 90% from 50 mins just two weeks ago.
considering the value-add i've contributed to my new forever family in the past month by making sure mommy is occupied all hours of the day, i would like the following presents:
1. a toy mold of mommy's hand and fingers to chew on because she doesn't like it when i chew on hers.
2. a kitty toy that will run away from me so i can pounce on it 'cause for some reason the kitty toy i have now will only run away from me when mommy's around.
3. a treat that i like because after going through every treat package at petsmart, mommy still haven't found something i like.
4. a dolly with long hair like mommy so that i can chew on it
5. a feather toy that i can catch because grandmommy always uses it to make me run in a circle, but i can never catch it.
6. some dirt in the crate because i don't feel the same sense of satisfaction digging in plastic.
7. more clothes that i can wiggle out of on my own.
8. a longer leash so that when i run ahead of mommy i don't get stopped in my tracks.
9. cabinet doors that does not taste like bitter apple.
10. but most of all, i'd like that doggie in the mirror to come out and play with me. he's always copying my movements.
your continued consideration is greatly appreciated and i'm sure you and your representative elves will find that i am an excellent and well deserved canidate for the aforementioned gifts. i look forward to your response by christmas morning.
Best wishes to you and your lovely wife and all the elves.
Cordially Yours,
Bunjee |