Cute thread!
Mine have 2 methods of greeting.
Method 1: When No One is Home
Complete silence when I walk in the front door. Cooper is sitting on the living room couch. Speechless. Motionless. I walk over to him and he starts to wiggle out of control. He begins whining and then jumps off the couch and proceeds to attack me by jumping up and kissing me. If I don't approach him, he will eventually come to me and love attack.
At this point we approach the office, where Max is in his crate. Max repeatedly hits his head on the top of the crate trying to jump at me

I immediately open the back door because I know he may "leak" a little bit. I open the crate and the 3 of us run full speed outside. It is at this point that I'm attacked with love by 2 dogs.
Method 2: I'm Home & My Partner Arrives Home
Total chaos. The boys are running back and forth from the front door to the window continuously. The house sounds like a kennel. Cooper is frantically (and i mean frantically!) looking for his ball. He absolutely MUST have his ball in his mouth. Max is jumping up and down trying to be noticed through all the chaos. They both give kisses to my partner and now Cooper expects his ball to be thrown for the next 3 hours.