So to set up this mouse tail I have to build a picture in your mind of my neighbors house. We live in a quiet little subdivision is a HUGE televangelist church behind us that sits along I80 interstate. On a typical Sunday morning about 1,500 cars coming to the church for
each of their 2 morning services. Around 11:30 AM there are cars coming in for mass and leaving the earlier mass~it's a total zoo! The road leading into the church parking lot is right next my friend and neighbor's corner lot house.
Debbie is know as the
"I Love Lucy" of our neighborhood and if something is going to happen it is going to happen to her.
She's very friendly and would always wave to the church goers as they passed her cute house which is meticulously manicured. The 2 large oak trees had a couple of bird feeders hanging from them and they were always full of seeds. Got the picture?
A few years ago Debbie was out in her yard raking fall leaves on a Sunday morning. Church traffic is in full swing so it is backup up down the street as each car leaving is stopped for a stop sign. Her husband and son were up the roof making a gutter repair. All of a sudden~her husband and son hear screaming coming from the yard and horns honking!
They look over to Debbie and she has taken off her sweatshirt and is RUNNING around the yard swinging it over her head and jumping up and down. Did I mention that she is 4' 11" and a DDD!
The cars are honking wildly while getting an eye full of a crazy woman half naked flinging her arms in the air while running around. Her poor husband doesn't know WTH she is doing and thinks she has lost her mind running around without a top on for hundreds of strangers to see.
Her teenage son is mortified!
Then just like it all began she stopped because the
MOUSE THAT WAS STUCK IN HER BRA BETWEEN HER BOOB HAD FINALLY JUMPED DOWN AND RAN AWAY!
It has run up her sleeve when she was picking up a pile of leave and got stuck in her cleavage!