I should watch that one again...could use the chuckles!

One of the funniest ever...well Bird Cage was actually my favorite along with There's Something About Mary.
Ok....we are not on movies are we?

As for the poison: I agree that it is unlikely a dog would die from eating a mouse that ate rat poison, but just put it out there because some people read things and don't read the same thing that you and I read.