I love Bill Engvall's comedy I just would like to carry around signs!!! I always like to give people the benefit of the doubt but....it's getting harder as I get older.
The other day I'm standing at the checkout at Costco, starting to write my check so I just have to fill in the amount and the lady asks me, "How are you paying?" WHAT??? Do you see the check book open and the pen in my hand??? Here's your sign!!! lol
I love when I'm standing on the end of the line and someone comes up and asks me if I'm on line. No I'm just standing here!!!
Why people?...WHY?
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Originally Posted by FlDebra  I loved the bit Bill Engvall, did about stupid people should have to wear a sign that says, "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't ask them anything & wouldn't rely on them for anything. He ended all of the jokes with -- "Here's your sign!" He had some great comebacks. He had the ones that asked the obvious questions, "So, are you flying a kite?" "Nope, fishing for birds. Here's your sign!" and.. "Pulled into a gas station with a flat tire. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and asks, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist so I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.
I am pretty sure we could all dispense a few of those signs ourselves!
Then there is the classic Golden Girls question from wide-eyed Rose, "Can I ask a stupid question?" and Dorothy replies...."Better than anyone I know, Rose!" Yep, know a few Rose Nylans. They really can't help it but somedays I'm less tolerant than others.
What is really funny is that I am sure there have been days when I have frustrated someone else and they desparately wanted to give me "the sign" or let me know that I too, could ask a stupid question better than anyone they know." Everything is relative.  |