I once gave my birthday cake to a homeless couple. I was walking down the street with my cake in a box and this couple were just so pathetic; ragged clothes, missing teeth - they didn't ask me for a thing but they said "Oh is it your birthday? Happy Birthday Missus." So I gave them my cake. They were so THRILLED - couldn't get it open fast enough to start shoving it in their mouths. Best birthday cake I ever didn't eat!!
