[Keno]

@margaritaville- very funny
@TommiGirl- this one really hit home
@Janie616 - long but clever

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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the corner & passed the same spot, driving even slower, but the camera flashed again.

Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera flashed again .

He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You just can't fix stupid.