I knew a man that got so tired of this happening that he decided to handle it his own way.

First of all, this guy is a HUGE prankster and has a VERY dry sense of humor so not everyone 'gets' him. However, he was trying to make a point this particular day. So he invites these two men in, starts talking with them for a little bit and then asks them if they could wait until his husband got home and he also offered them a beer....as he took a shot of whiskey. I know it's wrong but I got such a kick out of it and how he described their expression(s) as they were trying to quickly escape his home.