OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read here in awhile,, I'm so happy that everyone on here deals with all the same issues,, and we can all share a good TURD story! LMAO
This morning,,BIG SNOW,, Bailey goes out,,, I let him in,,, I'm getting ready I go to walk in the kitchen , he BARRELS out of the livingroom right by me,,, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.... Yep 3 little turds,, on the sheet under the CHRISTMAS TREE! I dont know what hes trying to tell me... 1. It's to cold and he aint putting his butt our there in that snow when he can relax and poop in the heat, UNDER THE TREE! 2. or maybe it's a present for me for Xmas,, he just didn't get around to wrap it yet.

WHO KNOWS~