[MinMuf1]

Originally Posted by DamSweet

One Italian pure-bred Fiance' - - - - FREE!!!

1. Your first and last name -Damsweet

2. Your city, state: Erie, PA

3. Your email address: Reply to post!!

4. For Re-home/Trade: 1 large/old male fiance'

5. Birthdate of Yorkie(s):12/2/1955

6. Age of Yorkie(s):old enough to be smarter than he is, and too old to train!!

7. Current weight : overweight!

8. Registration if any (AKC, etc): Car/Motorcycle

9. Price: Free to any home (good or not) or Trade for a Yorkie

10. When will be ready to be taken home: would yesterday be too soon?

11. Do you ship : ABSOLUTELY I'll even pay - plane, train, car, boat or the end of a size 7 shoe!!!

Comes with absolutely NO training (not for lack of trying) but loves Yorkies!

Did you ever have one of these days!!!! UGH!
(sorry - had to vent)

The whole post is HILARIOUS!!! But, this part is PRICELESS...