hahaha...I think most of them are drama queens.
LP really does not hurt them unless it is really severe. Just make sure to keep her weight under control. Excess weight is hard on their knees. Also, keep jumping to a minimum. I know it is hard to stop them sometimes. It is best to have stairs or ramps to beds and other furniture that they might be getting up on.
Oh...and yes, YT has lots of yorkie lovers and lots of great tips! Welcome again!