[107barney]

Here is another one I like:

pet's bill of rights

* We have the right to be full members of your

family. We thrive on social interaction, praise, and
love.

* We have the right to stimulation. We need new
games, new toys, new experiences, and new smells
to be happy.

* We have the right to regular exercise. Without
it, we could become hyper, sluggish, or fat.

* We have the right to quality health care. Please
stay good friends with our vet.

* We have the right to a good diet. Like some
people, we don't know what's best for us. We
depend on you.

* We have the right not to be rejected because of
your expectations that we be great show dogs or
show cats, watchdogs, hunters, or baby-sitters.

* We have the right to receive proper training.
Otherwise, our good relationship could be marred
by confusion and strife - and we could become
dangerous to ourselves and others.

* We have the right to guidance and correction
based on understanding and compassion, rather
than abuse.

* We have the right to live with dignity....and to die
with dignity when the time comes.