Oh, Lord!! I am laughing so hard my eyes are tearing up!!!(Oh no now I'm goin to H&%L for using the lord's name in vain!) I too have endured all of these warnings and I say...What the hell, I'm sitting ON the toilet seat in the gas station!
I am going to eat from the salad bar and not examine the sneeze guard! I am liberated!!! Hand sanitizer be damned!
