[Wylie's Mom]

I don't even know from where this is coming in the bowels of my mind. I don't even want to know. Still, I thought it was kind of....interesting? Entertaining? Kinda fun? {just freakin' weird?? fine...}

But, if your yorkie was a food, what would it be? Here is my assessment:

Pfeiffer (she's a puppy): a shaken-up bottle of champagne, just popped

Marcel: a singular teensy little bean; or, a tsp of sugar

Wylie: an onion (bc he is totally complicated, has OCD, has all these Wylie-programs and routines that he must run and control throughout the waking hours)