[diannenet]

I couldn't resist this when I saw it. Sorry if it's "old news" but I liked it and wanted to share.

Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets: 1.They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. 3. I like my pets alot better than I like most people. 4. To you they are animals. To me they are young'uns who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.